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2000 Littlest Pet Shop 500 Fantasy Edition 3

2000 Season Fantasy Edition (Littlest Pet Shop 500 @ Downtown City Motor Speedway, April 30th, 2000) Edit

Notes Edit

  • Curse-words will be censored out by *bleep*s.

Car Numbers, Sponsors, Manufacturers, and Drivers Edit

  1. 1 Pennzoil Chevrolet (Jimmy Neutron)
  2. 2 Miller Lite Ford (Rudy Tabootie)
  3. 3 GM Goodwrench Chevrolet (Eddy "The Intimidator" McRich)
  4. 4 Kodak Chevrolet (Remy Buxaplenty)
  5. 5  Corn Flakes Chevrolet (Imaginary Gary)
  6. 6 Valvoline Ford (Professor Finbarr Calamitous)
  7. 7 PHILLIPS Nation's Rent Chevrolet (Wanda)
  8. 8 Budweiser Chevrolet (Homer Simpson)
  9. 9 Kodiak Ford (Mojo Jojo)
  10. 10 Aaron's Pontiac (Jimmy from "Ed, Edd n Eddy")
  11. 12 Mobil 1 Ford (Snap White)
  12. 14 Conseco Pontiac (Nelson Muntz)
  13. 16 TV Guide Ford (Buttercup Simpson)
  14. 17 DEWALT Power Tools Ford (Evil Jimmy Clone)
  15. 18 Interstate Batteries Pontiac (Ed"Lumpy" Monobrow)
  16. 19 MOTOROLA Ford (Eduardo)
  17. 20 Home Depot Pontiac (Eddward "Double-D" Marion)
  18. 21 CITGO Ford (Princess Morbucks)
  19. 22 CATERPILLAR Pontiac (Sandy Cheeks)
  20. 24 DUPONT Chevrolet (Timmy Turner)
  21. 25 Michael Holigan Chevrolet (Trixie Tang)
  22. 26 KMART Ford (Bubble Bass from "Spongebob Squarepants")
  23. 28 TEXACO Havoline Ford (Sheldon J. Plankton)
  24. 31 LOWE'S Chevrolet (Blooreguard Q. "Bloo" Kazoo)
  25. 32 Tide Ford (Blossom Neutron)
  26. 33 Oakwood Homes Chevrolet (Mac Kazoo)
  27. 36 M&Ms Pontiac (Spongebob Squarepants)
  28. 40 Coors Light Chevrolet (Bart Simpson)
  29. 42 Bellsouth Chevrolet (Cindy Vortex)
  30. 43 STP Pontiac (Bubbles Turner)
  31. 44 Hot Wheels Pontiac (Kevin)
  32. 45 Spree/Sprint Chevrolet (Sheen Estevez)
  33. 55 Square-D Chevrolet (Stanley S. Squarepants)
  34. 60 Power Team Chevrolet (Francis Bull-E)
  35. 66 Route 66 KMART Ford (Fuzzy Lumpkins)
  36. 71 Real Tree Chevrolet (Cosmo)
  37. 75 Redcell Ford (Patrick Star)
  38. 77 JASPER Ford (Rolf)
  39. 88 Quality Care Ford (Lisa Simpson)
  40. 93 Amoco Pontiac (Evil Officer Mike Brikowski)
  41. 94 McDonald's Ford (Squidward Tentacles)
  42. 97 John Deere Ford (Penny Sanchez)
  43. 99 EXIDE Batteries Ford (Denzel Crocker)

Race Winner Edit

  • 24 DUPONT Chevrolet (Timmy Turner)

Number Of Laps Edit

  • 250

Number Of Cautions Edit

  • 9

Quotes Edit

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  • (wiki-special opens inside the Downtown City Motor Speedway, outside Lisa and Colin's hauler while Lisa, Colin, Buttercup, Bart, Timmy, Bubbles, Ed, Mac, Bloo, Edd, Jackie, Kevin, and Rolf eating breakfast)
  • Timmy: Man, last race's "Talladega Tumble" two weeks ago was TERRIBLE! Nearly half the 43-car field piled up off Turn #2, all because Bloo and Stanley drove carelessly off the corner. (referring to the "2000 Diehard 500 Fantasy Edition" wiki) WHEW! I'm glad the "restrictor-plate drive of terror" is over for now until we go to DAYTONA this July (foreshadowing the "2000 PEPSI 400 Fantasy Edition" wiki). *takes a bite of his pancakes with eggs & sausage*
  • Bubbles: Well, that's behind us now and we have this new town to forget that horrible race then.
  • Ed: Like spas?
  • Edd: No, Ed. What Bubbles meant is that we are in a new city we have never been in before, and she was soothing Timmy's hurt feelings from our Talladega race two weeks prior.
  • Bloo: Who cares?! It's not my fault the track was built all wrong!
  • Mac: No, Bloo it's because Talladega is the biggest track in NASCAR and that you and Stanley weren't careful off Turn #2.
  • Bloo: I wanted to be in the lead!!!! Why are you making it a big deal?!
  • Timmy: Why? First of all, you and Stanley were on the high side of the racetrack around the 10th position, second, the car of Cosmo was in the middle lane, and third, it was you who tried to overtake Stanley to get to the front at the wrong time and place moment.
  • Buttercup: And I hope you have that bullseye target painted on your rear-bumper today for me to punt ya for causing "The Big One" last week!
  • Edd (sternly): Actually Buttercup, there will be NO bumper-punting against ANYONE of Team Fastex for causing ANY ridiculous melee. We're a TEAM, Buttercup, we don't wreck our own teammates.
  • Buttercup: Sorry, Double-D. I was just upset over the melee last week.
  • Bloo (with his mouthful): You were lucky I was enjoying my food instead of back-talking ya!
  • Mac: BLOO?! How rude can you be?!
  • Bloo: *gulps food down* Forget it, Mac. *takes another bite of his French toast*
  • Rolf: Rolf wishes to find out the new surface and speed of this new what do you call, racetrack?
  • Kevin: Yeah, Rolf. We WILL find out when we get on the track later.
  • Rolf: And hopefully Rolf in his "GAS-PAIR" Ford will win today race and Rolf will have the armpit of victory rub given to himself for once! (foreshadowing the "2000 Pontiac Excitement 400 Fantasy Edition" wiki)
  • Timmy (after sipping his tea): First of all, it's JASPER Ford, and second, you're right about racing at Richmond, I'd love to adapt to racing at night, too.
  • Bubbles: It'll be fun! I'm not even scared of the dark, let alone the now-extinct monsters like The Boogie Man anymore! (referring to the Powerpuff Girls episode, Boogie Frights)
  • Bart: Yeah! Like Richmond, I love to race ANY night races! My favorite one is the All-Star Race! (foreshadowing the "2000 PEPSI All-Star Challenge Fantasy Edition" wiki)
  • Jackie: And it's always pretty racing at night. It's great to see the stars.
  • Buttercup (joking): Yeah, and witnessing how many REXCOR drivers whom would throw fits after the "flashbulbs" from the crowd throw their eyes off exiting the last corners! *laughs*
  • Mac: *chuckles* Anyway, getting back to racing HERE in Downtown City, it's so awesome to be racing in new cities especially THIS one!
  • Bubbles: It's the town of the Littlest Pet Shop where Blythe Baxter works. She also designs the cutest clothes! Even for pets!
  • Edd: Not only that, Downtown City has some of the best airport service. And I have yet to hear bad word of what they have to offer...aside from the competition that is Largest Ever Pet Shop.
  • Ed (stupidly): Ooh! Like prisons, Double-D?!
  • Bloo: (with his mouthful / sarcastically) Gee. I never knew a prison that was fun! *gulps his food down and belches loudly*
  • Rolf: FILTHY RUDE FOULMOUTHS DON'T FOUL UP THE AIR AND ASSAULT ROLF'S EARS AND NOSE!!!!
  • Kevin: Rolf, chill amigo. That's just typical Bloo, he has no manners.
  • Rolf: Oops, sorry Kevin.
  • Kevin: S'Alright, Stretch. *scene cuts to "NASCAR Raceday: Served By The Krusty Krab"*

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  • ("ESPN Speedworld Theme" plays)
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): We're here live from Downtown City Motor Speedway, here in Downtown City for today's running of the Littlest Pet Shop 500! This new racing facility was built in the beautiful scenery of Downtown City, and hundreds and thousands of racefans came here today to witness it's first ever motorsports event. The reason why a lot of people crowded Downtown City is because the NASCAR Winston Cup Series is in town! Hello everyone, I'm Bob Jenkins alongside former NASCAR Champion and race analyst, Benny Parsons. BP, this new racetrack can be an interesting challenge for these drivers.
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Yes indeed, Bob. This new racetrack is a huge D-shaped oval like California and Michigan, and has a beautiful scenery. In matter of fact, we might see a LOT of 3, 4, to 5 wide racin', maybe even 6 wide. We might even see drivers try to save fuel by the end of this race so that they can win on fuel mileage. Man oh man, Bob. I can't wait for the green flag to drop.
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): After last weekend's "Talladega Tumble", Buttercup Simpson looks for redemption after her tumble.
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN): Indeed, Bob. Buttercup was extremely upset that Bloo Kazoo and Stanley Squarepants ended most of Team Fastex' day last week in Talladega last week by causin' "The Big One", but now, she wouldn't have to worry about restrictor-plate racin' because we're on a D-shaped oval, one of her favorite types of racetracks to race on, and she will definitely redeem herself and hopefully grab her first career win and punch her "ticket" to the playoffs this September (foreshadowing the "2000 Krusty Burger 400 Fantasy Edition" wiki).
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN): Will Buttercup Simpson redeem herself after last week's "Talladega Tumble"? We will find out in 250 laps. The drivers are ready, the fans are ready, and WE'RE ready for the start of the engines in the Littlest Pet Shop 500! Let's go trackside for the command!
  • Track P.A Announcer: And now for the most famous words in motorsports, please welcome your Grand Marshal, Downtown City's own Blythe Baxter! *crowd cheers loudly*
  • Blythe Baxter: You all ready Downtown City?!!!! *crowd cheers EXTREMELY loudly* We're all ready for NASCAR racing!!!! Get up on your feet and make some noise!!!! *crowd cheers EXTREMELY loudly* GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!!!!!! *crowd cheers EXTREMELY loudly*
  • [engines start and rev loudly, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering crowd]

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  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering fans): We're glad you're with us on ESPN as we are set to go in the Littlest Pet Shop 500 here in Downtown City! *crowd cheers louder as the pace car pulls into the pits* The pace-car heads to pit road! Denzel Crocker and Lisa Simpson will lead the field down to the start/finish line, ready for the start! *cars accelerate to take the green flag waved by Roger Baxter, in unison to the HYSTERICALLY cheering fans* Roger Baxter now waves the green flag and the Littlest Pet Shop 500 is on!
  • Barney Hall (MRN Radio): Get ready, Downtown City, this is gonna be one wild ride. The pace-car heads for pit-road, and here come down to the line. Green flag goes in the air, and the Littlest Pet Shop 500 is underway. On the break, as they race for Turn #1, Denzel Crocker tries to get out front all by himself. It is a drag-race into the corner, nobody's givin' an inch as they hit Turn #2.
  • Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Side-by-side for the first time, charging into Turn #1 is Lisa Simpson on the high side of the track! Down low is Denzel Crocker, dead-even again as they come into Turn #2! Right in the middle of the track behind them is Ed Monobrow! He's just waiting to see what lane opens up!
  • Dan Hubbard (MRN Radio): Ed Monobrow looked to make a move to the inside! Now he'll tail Lisa Simpson into the corner! It'll be Lisa Simpson in the lead into Turn #3! The side-by-side battle for the 2nd spot is between Denzel Crocker and Ed Monobrow! Monobrow will nail down the 2nd spot coming off of Turn #4!
  • Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): But Denzel Crocker hangs tough up to his inside, and they'll come off the corner, now door-to-door! Lisa Simpson, to the stripe, will lead Lap #1! It's double-wide for 2nd & 3rd, and 4th and 5th! Denzel Crocker and Ed Monobrow for 2nd! Down the next row by, it'll be Rudy Tabootie and Finbarr Calamitous!

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  • (Lap #249 out of 250 laps)
    • scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the fans LOUDLY cheering Timmy on): We now have 2 laps to go here in the Littlest Pet Shop 500 here in Downtown City Motor Speedway! *scene cuts to the track* Denzel Crocker is STILL having a hard time catching Timmy Turner with a very excellent handling racecar!
  • Benny Parsons (ESPN / in unison to the fans LOUDLY cheering Timmy on): Man oh, man! These Downtown City fans are LOVIN' this! Their Team Fastex hero, Timmy Turner is sealin' the deal and just pullin' away from Team REXCOR rival, Denzel Crocker! Crocker might be outta breath once this race is done, he just WON'T CATCH HIM. *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • (backstretch, backstraightaway, and in Turns 3 & 4)
  • Timmy (in 1st): Hey, havin' fun playin' a good game of cat & mouse, Crockpot?! And the MOUSE is winning! *scene cuts to Crocker's cockpit*
  • Crocker (in 2nd): You dare insult me, Turner! Once I get up to you, I will SHOW you how Team REXCOR races! *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • Timmy (in 1st): HAH! How could you?! Your car's handling like sh--*bleep* right now! You don't have enough handling to catch me! *scene cuts to Crocker's cockpit*
  • Crocker (in 2nd): If my car was adjusted properly, I would totally punt you in the wall right now and mark "F" on the same spot you hit it! *scene cuts to Timmy's cockpit*
  • Timmy (in 1st): *laughs* You're funny, Crockpot! *scene cuts to the track*
  • Allen Bestwick (MRN Radio): Here comes Timmy Turner off Turn #4, still about 5 car-lengths back to Denzel Crocker! It might not be enough for Denzel Crocker to make a charge! The white flag is in the air! Final lap of the Littlest Pet Shop 500! Timmy Turner's trying to rack up his 3rd win of the season for Team Fastex! The leaders now race into Turn #1 for the final time today!
  • Joe Moore (MRN Radio): Timmy Turner has dominated the majority of this race but can he lead the last win and pull off the victory?! Crocker closes the gap to 4 car-lengths, now 3 car-lengths! Crocker still chases Timmy Turner as race off Turn #2 for the final time!
  • Dan Hubbard (MRN Radio): Final time down the backstretch! Timmy Turner has the lead! If Denzel Crocker has got anything, he's gotta "pull the trigger" now! As they dive into Turn #3 for the final time this afternoon, it's Timmy Turner still leading by 2 car-lengths! *scene cuts to the ESPN Broadcast Booth*
  • Bob Jenkins (ESPN / in unison to the fans cheering Timmy LOUDLY as he wins): Denzel Crocker dives low and tries to gain more ground on Timmy Turner *scene cuts to the track* but that's not gonna be enough to catch Timmy Turner! Timmy Turner will come to the start/finish line, and Timmy Turner will win the Littlest Pet Shop 500 here at Downtown City Motor Speedway! (in unison, Timmy pumps his fist in the air from his window-net, and cries out "YEAH!!!! YOU GUYS ARE AWESOME!!!! TEAM FASTEX RULES!!!!") It's his 3rd win of the season, and for the 3rd time this year, he will pull into Gatorade Victory Lane!

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Trivia Edit

  • Since this is the 2000 season, the commentators on TV (ESPN) will be Bob Jenkins (now retired) & Benny Parsons (1941-2007).
  • The MRN Radio commentators for this wiki-race will be Allen Bestwick & Barney Hall (in the booth), Joe Moore (Turns 1 & 2), and Dan Hubbard (backstretch, backstraightaway, and Turn #3)
  • The TV pit reporters (ESPN) will be Bill Weber, Dr. Jerry Punch, Marty Schneider, Matt Yocum, and Wally Dallenbach.
  • The radio pit reporters (MRN Radio) will be Winston Kelley, Jason Toy, Steve "The Postman" Post, Jim Phillips, Krista Voda, Kyle Rickey, Alex Hayden, Adam Alexander, and Jeff Streigle.
  • Downtown City Motor Speedway is a spoof of California Speedway.

Downtown City Motor Speedway (spoof of California Speedway from the year 2000) Edit

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